Quippy Quotes and Funny Stories

So my friend got me hooked on Tumblr so I decided to create one of my own. I like lots of TV shows, movies, quotes, pictures, music (especially music) so there will probably be a lot of that on here.

Like every other Tumblr out there ...

His opinion drives your worth
‘you don’t know’ he says
‘but I look at you and see beauty’ he says
But you look in the mirror and still see
Fat thighs
Small eyes
Dimples where you don’t want them
All your imperfections, glaring out at you
Screaming
And his voice does nothing to drown them out

Countless songs and poems
Written about women
Who don’t realize their full worth
‘but I love you’ he says

But
You
Don’t
Love
Yourself.

So here’s a poem
To me
About me

I Am Beautiful.
I don’t care what others think
Because what they say is
Dust in the wind
My body is dying
It is decaying flesh
But my soul
Oh, my soul
It sings
It soars
It is beautiful
And my kindness shines of out my smile
My compassion shows in the pools of my eyes
My hard work is in the chips in my nail polish
My creativity is on display in my lipstick color, or piercings, or eyeliner, or tattoos
My outfit is my heart, worn on my sleeve, reflecting my mood
Every scar, ever scrape, every imperfection…
makes me me
And shows what I’ve been through
The extra weight I carry around represents my love for chocolate
Or the fact that one day I might actually create a life
Or already have
And when I look at the ground,
maybe I’m studying the pattern on the floor,
or the life coming up from it.

I don’t care if he loves me.
I don’t care if he thinks I’m beautiful.
Because I love myself.
I think I’m beautiful.

I am
Unique.
Created.
Individual.
And that
Is
Beautiful.

—quippyquotesandfunnystories

beegatsby:

We have a first edition Tarzan of the Apes. It turned 100 y/o this month. Absolutely stunning

in the kitchen tryna get a lil snack

  • my mom: since you're in the kitchen i need you to clean the dishes
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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(via llifesabeach)

angelshavethephonebox:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

Yes.

Good.

You go, boy.

(Source: jumpingjaverts, via llifesabeach)