Quippy Quotes and Funny Stories

So my friend got me hooked on Tumblr so I decided to create one of my own. I like lots of TV shows, movies, quotes, pictures, music (especially music) so there will probably be a lot of that on here.

Like every other Tumblr out there ...


We have a first edition Tarzan of the Apes. It turned 100 y/o this month. Absolutely stunning

in the kitchen tryna get a lil snack

  • my mom: since you're in the kitchen i need you to clean the dishes
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now


when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 


(via llifesabeach)



in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her



You go, boy.

(Source: jumpingjaverts, via llifesabeach)

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

She really did, actually.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via theuppitynegras)

(Source: maxonshreaves, via lovinlifelexi)